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Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day?
A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.
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Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
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Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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Q: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
A: Peach gobbler.
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Top Funny Thanksgiving Quotes and Sayings 2020
“Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.”
― Erma Bombeck
“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.” – Oscar Wilde
“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” ― Kevin James
“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.” —Jay Leno
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Gratitude can transform common days into thanksgivings, turn routine jobs into joy, and change ordinary opportunities into blessings.
– William Arthur Ward ( Happy Thanksgiving 2020 )
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
– Erma Bombeck
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
– Jon Stewart ( Happy Thanksgiving 2020 )
If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, “thank you,” that would suffice.
– Meister Eckhart
Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude.
– E.P. Powell
Turkey for the girls and Turkey for the boys. My favorite kind of pants are corduroys. Gobble gobble goo and Gobble gobble nickel. I wish turkey only cost a nickel. Oh I love turkey on Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
– Thanksgiving Song by Adam Sandler ( Happy Thanksgiving 2020 )
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FUNNY THANKSGIVING JOKES 2020
- What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
- Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
- Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? Because April showers bring Mayflowers! ( Happy Thanksgiving 2020 )
- Dear Turkeys, don’t worry… they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.
- What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where’s popcorn?
- If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their AGE!
- Why can’t you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.
- Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots. ( Happy Thanksgiving 2020 )
- Most turkeys taste better the day after. My mother’s tasted better the day before.
– Rita Rudner
- Americans observe Thanksgiving very much as the pilgrims did in 1621, by pepper-spraying each other at malls.
– Dave Barry
- Gearing up for shopping tomorrow. Just knocked my grandma to the ground.
– Bridger Winegar ( Happy Thanksgiving 2020 )
- Celebrate Thanksgiving the American way: spend money you don’t have to Chinese products.
– Andy Borowitz
- My family always celebrates Thanksgiving with a fast. The faster we eat, the more food we get.
– Melanie White ( Happy Thanksgiving 2020 )
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