Happy Birthday Wishes Funny

Hey idiot. Please don't laugh on your 80th birthday. I don't want people to see you without teeth. You look funny and that I know. Haha! Happy Birthday.

Keep the child inside your heart safe, and don't show him today to others because you are 30 now.

It's the day when God created one and only human with a mould because after you God realised how bad the mould is. Happy Birthday, dude.

Live long enough to see the end of the world. Many more returns of the day dear.

Birthday day greetings to the person who has the world's best human as his friend. Happy birthday buddy.

Don't think about your age, any way you are going to be older next year, just celebrate the day. Happy birth, day friend.

Happy Birthday to the queen who is without a kingdom. Live long enough to find at least a king.

On this wonderful day, I present myself before you, because it is the most valuable gift you can ever have.

To the craziest weirdo, I have even known, happy birthday dude. Let the world know it has you.

Happy birthday, girl. See I never forget your birthday, because my reminder on the phone works right.

Prayers and greetings on your birthday. Easily find out your never known friends from your Facebook wall, because today they are going to wish you there.

Oh boy! If mental growth is not counted, it's your birthday. You are getting older by age dear. Of course not by the brain. Birthday wishes to the kid man.

Yes, today is the big day. Need to have a big cake this year, because I need to put 50 candles on it, young boy. Happy Birthday, uncle.

Happy Birthday to my evergreen young man. You are 60 this year.

Set the fire alarm ready ! My friend is to celebrate his 21st birthday.

Birthdays are meant for great things but not mandatory to have a great human. So my friend you can celebrate your birthday!

The day was celebrated just a year ago ! Right ?  Yes ! So it's your birthday. Happy Birthday, dude.

Another day is here to remind you are getting old. Just some grey hairs are coming soon. Let's celebrate your arrival. Happy Birthday, Pal.

It's time for having a great smile. Smile when you have teeth because you are soon going to lose them. Happy Birthday, dear.

Let your life be filled with all your craziness and weird ideas. Living long enough to become a competition for the tortoise. Happy Birthday, dude.

Happy birthday, girl! Blowdown the candles, cut the cake and please share it. Birthday cake is meant for sharing. Don't eat it yourself.